Oh I'm sorry. I meant getting A physical. Which is what I did this morning. My doctor was a nutcase. First she messes up and asks me how old my dad is. ... It says on the paper, Dr. that he died at 54. "oooh..... I'm sorry... did he smoke a lot? do you smoke? aww that must have been hard. you know. My dad died. it sucks doesn't it?" YES YOU CUNT. IT DOES. She's so lucky I went through anger therapy. Otherwise I'd be writing you from jail. THEN. She needs me naked to hear my breathing. Why? I don't know. Never have I had to get naked for my physicals. I oblige and keep my undies and bra on. She's like. Are you shy? You are a BEAUTIFUL young woman. Never be ashamed of your body. It's splendid. (Yes. She said SPLENDID ) it was really awkward to listen to her pep talk while she's groping me. Then I get up and put my clothes on and she comes back in. What do I get? Not my results, no. I get a life lesson on the pros and cons of drinking and driving. I'm going to be meeting those kind of people. do I want to live and be safe or DIE WHILE INTOXICATED? Then she leaves for half an hour and so I'm waiting and decide fuck this I'm leaving. She runs out after me like NO DONT LEAVE. Only to tell me she was on the phone. Okay? GREAT. I have to go back and get yet another tuberculosis testing. Just because I had a scare a few years ago doesn't mean I actually have it. Stop testing me you cunts! >( Stupid school requirements.

I haven't eaten in 2 days and I have another 20 to go. My wisdom teeth have become fully impacted. I'm writing to you after having ingested 4 advil, 2 lysine, 1 iron, 3 multivitamins. And a glass of water for my breakfast of course. Am I a cranky bitch right now? Yes. Yes I am. Do you want to fight with me? Nooooo. No you do not. Why? Because I will rip you to shreds and try and eat you because I am SO FUCKING HUNGRY. I know I usually starve myself anyways but this is a whole new level. This is day 3 of milkshakes and water. Although I'm cutting out the milkshakes because apparently I'm a little fat. Only a little. Thanks for the memo on that. Asshole.